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A fake Criterion cover inspired by a classic gag on “The Critic”.

A fake Criterion cover inspired by a classic gag on “The Critic”.

Sorry you lost Gary Oldman.

On the plus side, you still have never failed to be awesome in everything you’ve ever been in. Even when the film didn’t deserve your effort.

Which 3 words would you rather hear? Put a | next to your choice.
I'm the Doctor: ||||||||||||||||||
Yer a wizard: ||||||||||
I'm Sherlock Holmes: |||||||||||||||||||
Pick your starter: ||||
SBurb is downloading: |||||||
I love you: I
Jim Moriarty...hi!: |||||||||||
This…is just painful…
Iron Man duo onstage!

Sadly, Downey and Paltrow are not being allowed to be funny.

Well, this is cool. But you know what would be better?

Having the flipping Oscar nominated songs being performed instead!

We were praying you wouldn’t Billy. We really were.
Raise your hand if you are already annoyed with Billy Crystal?
About Time!

Oscars finally a go!

I thought this show started at 8pm!

Can’t…stand….the red carpet… #Oscars